I don’t usually post topless snaps of the likes of Trinny Woodall (of style “whatevers” Trinny and Susannah) but check out the story from the sun website which shows this TV personality baring her tiny boobs.
This is the woman who can criticise other women for not looking their best and yet Trinny Woodall has the chest of a boy!
I’ve reviewed plenty of flat chested actresses and I love them as much as the big boobed babes (well, not quite…) but the likes of Trinny and Susannah just annoy me for meddling and making women feel like you need to dress to impress constantly to feel worthy.
Us guys mostly just want to see you chicks naked! We f***ing love you all!
So don’t listen to these style gurus (really Trinny that hat takes attention away from the fact that your topless?) and, girls, just enjoy being yourselves.
Us guys will simply continue to love ogling you!
Right, rant over, I’ll get back to what I do best.
Like the new look?
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Have you missed me?
I haven’t got bored or abandoned my new blog, but I’ve been recovering from a pretty major operation.
I’m well enough to sit up and type (obviously since I’m doing this post) so I’ll be doing some posts today.
I might even change the look (again) of Steve’s Nude Blog as it’s bothering me that there’s spaces after the ’s in the heading.
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Australian model and actress Jacinda Barrett managed to outdo Nicole Kidman when both of these fellow countrywomen did nude scenes in the movie The Human Stain.
While Nicole did give us some very nice skin views, Jacinda’s full frontal views stole the show and could make you create your own human stain 
I mean jizz, for those who can’t guess, as you could explode when you look at her boobs in the capture above or fully naked (apart from a pair of boots) below.
Ms Barrett has been taking a break from the movies after giving birth to her first child but she’s soon to be back on our screens.
I wonder if Jacinda Barrett will be getting naked again as she’s now a MILF and a gorgeous one at that!
Tags: jacinda barrett, nude, pictures, the human stain
Since Christina Ricci filmed her stunning nude scenes in the movie Black Snake Moan it has been hard to get those topless views out of her heads.
Let us not forget that it was not the first time that we saw Ms Ricci bare her wonderous boobs.
If you haven’t seen Christina sitting topless on her bed in the movie Prozac Nation then you in for one heck of a sight!
Even if you have seen the scene before then I’m sure that you won’t mind another view, or another, or as many as you can handle before you calm down (or soften).
Here’s Christina Ricci looking wonderful in her topless scene from Prozac Nation.
I need some prozac to calm down now.
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Can we get much hotter than Salma Hayek skinny dipping during her nude scenes from the movie Ask The Dust?
You may have to ask that dust because I’m just going to be blubbering nonsense (no change there then) after having a look at Salma full frontal.
You might remember when Ms Hayek bared her lovely big boobs in Desperado and you may have wondered if she was ever going to better that.
Well she did. And how!
These nude scenes from Ask The Dust are simply amazing. You’re not going to get much sexier than these fully naked views of Salma Hayek.
Then again I say that about every actress I nude scene review as I love, just about, all of them
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Just look at those amazing Eva Green nipples (and more) from her nude scenes in The Dreamers and you know that any naked view that she will give us during her career will be amazing!
No wonder that Eva was one of the sexiest Bond girls of recent memory and helped to reboot the ailing franchise.
The nude scenes from The Dreamers we’re amazing as Ms Green bared all – over and over and over again.
I only hope that it’s not the last that we have seen from Eva Green (hey, that rhymes) getting naked in films.
By rights, Eva should go on to have an amazing career of getting undressed. I bet there are a lot of guys out there willing to give her their 007 (inches).
Tags: eva green, nude, pictures, scenes, the dreamers
Here’s Oz beauty Imogen Bailey and some topless captures from her nude scenes in the horror movie Man-Thing.
It’s the kind of looks that will get your own Man-Thing excited as the Neighbours actress (does anyone still watch that since Kylie and Jason left?) bares her lovely rack.
Being a model, Imogen Bailey has also done some very sexy photo shoots but you aren’t going to get much better naked views than her nude scenes in Man-Thing, this movie is extra hot!
Enjoy these topless views of Imogen as she takes her top off to have sex in a boat with a guy before she meets an unpleasant ending. As do all topless chicks in horror movies basically.
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I’ve already changed the theme for the site and it’s only a few days old.
Hopefully you all like it as don’t want to change style again and be called the tinker man!
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Every now and again an actress looks like she won’t do nude scenes, just like Mischa Barton here, and then suddenly we are treated to excellent naked views of these babes.
I’m not complaining as these nude scenes can be the most memorable that I review.
I wonder how many realise that Mischa had an early role in the now classic The Sixth Sense, well she did!
We should be more concerned with Mischa Barton’s role in Closing The Ring as we get excellent T&A views of The O.C. star.
Enjoy these nude views of Mischa and just hope that we see more in the future.
Tags: closing the ring, mischa barton, nude, pictures
I’d like to be bringing you naked actresses that you’ve never heard of but you really should have and Alexxus Young might fit in to that category.
Well, I can’t be sure that you’ve never heard of her, but I can kind of be sure that you will want to see more!
Just wait until you see her topless in Arachnia, you’ll see why she calls herself a Sci-Fi Diva.
This captured nude scene sees Alexxus Young taking a bath and we get great views of her tits, even a guy is perving on her, but the real treat is when she stands up and we get a length boosting T&A view of her gorgeous body.
You might like to check out her Alexxus Young Sci-Fi Diva! site
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I don’t usually post topless snaps of the likes of Trinny Woodall (of style “whatevers” Trinny and Susannah) but check out the story from the sun website which shows this TV personality baring her tiny boobs.
Us guys mostly just want to see you chicks naked! We f***ing love you all!
